Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for Jaejoong and Changmin’s shared interests. (I dunno what rating internatl_huge would give this...)
Summary: Yunho and Jaejoong take a break from studying Japanese to…study some Japanese.
Conversational Japanese, Intermediate Level
The problem with the intensive Japanese study was that it was, well, intense. And while Yunho was incredibly grateful that all of DBSK was going through it at the same time instead of having to endure it alone, sometimes being all together and constantly focusing on the same thing all at the same time just got a little…
Yunho sighed, scrubbing at his face, and thought that all this study seemed to make him feel stupider all the time.
"Break?" Jaejoong murmured, nudging Yunho's shoulder with his own.
Jaejoong's face was hopeful, but the grumpiness made Yunho respond with, "In Japanese."
Jaejoong gave a put-upon sigh and then raised his voice to enunciate loudly, "There is a feeling of 'Yunho-kun needs a break' for sure."
Junsu, Yoochun, and Changmin all looked at them blankly over the table for a minute. Then Changmin went back to fiddling with his pocket dictionary, Junsu looking over his shoulder with his face all scrunched up in concentration, leaving Yoochun to shrug at them.
"It can't be helped," he said, and Jaejoong gave him a blinding smile before bouncing up out of his chair, and dragging Yunho along by the elbow.
"Great," Yunho grumbled as Jaejoong pushed him into the bedroom and shut the door firmly, "now they'll know exactly what we're up to."
"In Japanese," Jaejoong reminded sweetly, and then, because they were in Japan and their bedroom was the size of a box of pocky, shoved Yunho down on the bed.
"Jaejoong," Yunho whined, because that was the same no matter which country they were in, but he let his grumpiness melt away when Jaejoong climbed up to snuggle against him.
"The coach did say we were supposed to use Japanese in our everyday situations…" Jaejoong snickered when Yunho poked him in the ribs.
"Unless your textbook is a bit different than mine," Yunho said, brushing his lips over Jaejoong's cheekbone, "I doubt it's going to have most of the words we need, Boo Jae."
"Hmm, that so?" Jaejoong purred, and then slid his hands down to cup Yunho's ass and murmured three sentences worth of Japanese that he had definitely not learned from any textbook Yunho was in possession of.
He admired Yunho's dangling jaw for a few seconds, then used one finger to push it shut so that he could press a smug kiss against Yunho's lips.
"Where," Yunho finally spluttered, "did you learn that?!"
"Changmin." Jaejoong shrugged one shoulder, trailing kisses along Yunho's jaw since he seemed determined to go on talking.
"Hang on," Yunho put hands on either side of Jaejoong's face to hold him still, "that didn't explain anything! Stop trying to distract me."
Jaejoong sighed and let Yunho push him down his back, and Yunho kept his hands pinning Jaejoong's shoulders down to stop him from further distraction. "Well, you know how Yoochun likes to learn from watching Japanese television? And Junsu likes to listen to Japanese music?"
"Yes…" Yunho frowned, then groaned. "Oh no, porn!"
"Porn," Jaejoong corrected him, getting both hands wrapped in the front of Yunho's shirt and yanking him down. "It's pretty good…except for the tentacles…"
"Stop, stop it," Yunho laughed, pushing at Jaejoong’s hands. "That's disgusting!”
"Oh, don't act so righteous." Jaejoong clicked his tongue against the roof of his mouth and raised an eyebrow. "After all, if you're so pure, how did you know what I said?"
"Um," answered Yunho, and Jaejoong grinned triumphantly before pressing his mouth to Yunho's, cutting off further conversation in any language.
When they eventually returned to the group, relaxed and ready to go back to work, the others were looking a bit frazzled. Junsu wanted to know just what they’d been up to, so Jaejoong told him.
“Where the hell did you learn that,” Yoochun spluttered, but everybody else was already looking at Changmin.
“What?” Changmin shrugged. “You told me to find an interest. And when exactly,” Changmin gave Jaejoong a long look up and down, “is my break?”